the smell of dead bodies
I never really cared for meat that much, but my roommate is a vegetarian and I fucking hate her so I make sure to eat meat at least once a day now.
simsgonewrong:

walking around in the park and suddenly this majestic thing walks past

simsgonewrong:

walking around in the park and suddenly this majestic thing walks past

vibersandsharks:

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED ON TWITTER 
OMFG I WAS CRYING 

vibersandsharks:

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED ON TWITTER 

OMFG I WAS CRYING 

deathcomesupon:

if you listen closely, you can hear the tumblr staff laughing at us

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]
beginning of the year: maybe someone will like me this year
end of year: theres always next year

mothafickle:

party at my house

if your jokes more than 2 minutes long you need to not tell that joke