the smell of dead bodies

I had this dream last night that i was at this really nice house and mitt romney lived next door and he was in his pool and i was in the balcony of this nice house and i kept yelling, “hey mitt romney, are gay people allowed in your pool?” lol he wouldn’t listen to me.

I bet Mitt Romney has a really lackluster penis. Like not too small, but not very big. Like you see it and you’re just like…

oh

pizzaforpresident:

so true

Wait, so that’s what God feels like?

pizzaforpresident:

so true

Wait, so that’s what God feels like?

nicki minaj you can stop now. we are all getting tired of your shit.

pizzaforpresident:

fetusparty:

can someone explain to me what i just saw



your sister fingering herself

pizzaforpresident:

fetusparty:

can someone explain to me what i just saw

your sister fingering herself

sadsavior:

do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it

HEY I’LL SEND YOU NUDIES IF YOU FOLLOW ME~*!

do you ever sneeze and suddenly satan rips through your face and exits through your nostrils

In a way, I’m kind of glad Eve sinned. Because otherwise we’d all be walking around naked and I fucking love sweaters and underwear, so without her we’d be without.