I had this dream last night that i was at this really nice house and mitt romney lived next door and he was in his pool and i was in the balcony of this nice house and i kept yelling, “hey mitt romney, are gay people allowed in your pool?” lol he wouldn’t listen to me.
I bet Mitt Romney has a really lackluster penis. Like not too small, but not very big. Like you see it and you’re just like…
Wait, so that’s what God feels like?
can someone explain to me what i just saw
your sister fingering herself
do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it